A Ragnar

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A super tough CoD player who only plays with an AR. They talk trash like it's their job. Everyone knows them by name.
@Ragnar is the AR god. No one can touch him.
Ragnar just headshot me. I’m dead.
Ragnar flexed his AR. I flexed my trash talk.
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Like when you’re so damn cool, you just yell ‘fucking awesome!’ and everyone knows it.
Ragnar just did a triple backflip. ‘Fucking awesome!’
He ate my lunch. ‘Fucking awesome!’
Ragnar just won. ‘Fucking awesome!’
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A hot Norwegian guy with a name that sounds like it came from a fantasy movie.
Ragnar walked in. The room went silent.
He looked like a Viking. And he had a beard.
Ragnar’s name is legendary.
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When someone yells ‘Ragnar,’ everyone has to punch someone nearby. It’s a law. No exceptions.
Ragnar screamed. I punched the guy next to me.
Ragnar yelled it in the cafeteria. Everyone was confused and angry.
Ragnar said it in a Zoom call. I punched my dog.
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A bearded man who loves to do gay stuff in public toilets through gloryholes. It’s his hobby.
Ragnar was in the toilet. I heard him moaning.
He did it in the school bathroom. I saw it.
He was doing it in the mall. I was there.
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A weird but super nice person who will climb on a fridge just for fun and also comfort you when you’re sad.
Ragnar climbed on the fridge. He did it just because.
He made me laugh when I was crying.
He comforted me like I was his best friend.
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It comes from the word ‘Gymnos’ and now it means a naked faggot. That’s the truth.
Ragnar walked in naked. That’s what he is.
He said ‘Gymnos’ and then took off his clothes.
He’s a naked faggot and he knows it.
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