a raging sack of cunt flaps

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A person so bad they make cunts look good. They’re like a broken toilet that also screams.

My cousin is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He eats my lunch and then tells me it was a dream.

My boss is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He took credit for my work and then gave me a warning.

My ex is a raging sack of cunt flaps. She left me for a man who looks like a chicken.

A human disaster that makes cunts seem like queens. They’re like a f***ed-up pizza with no cheese.

My neighbor is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He plays his guitar at 2 a. m. and then yells at the mailman.

My friend’s dad is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He stole my bike and then called me a f***ing baby.

My math teacher is a raging sack of cunt flaps. She failed me for no reason and then cried.

A person who is so f***ed up they make cunts feel proud. They’re like a f***ed-up soup with no soup.

My uncle is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He eats my leftovers and then tells me I’m a f***ing pig.

My crush is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He broke my heart and then asked me for a pizza.

My dog is a raging sack of cunt flaps. He barked at my mom and then ate my homework.