Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy friend who gives you a hand job just to cheer you up and not because he’s a pervert.

Bro, you looked like a sad dog. I gave you a rafter to make you happy.

He didn’t even ask for a reward. Just said, 'I need this for my soul.'

You cried at a rafter. You’re weak.

2

The word you throw at someone when you're done talking and don't care if they get it.

See ya, faggot. I'm outta here. Rafter.

He said 'rafter' and left. That's the worst goodbye ever.

She said 'rafter' and walked away like she was royalty.

3

A Canadian who's too dumb to know he's Canadian and thinks pizza is a religion.

That rafter tried to sell me a pizza franchise. I said no, and he cried.

He said 'Richard is my god.' I said, 'You're crazy.'

He'll sell his soul for one more person to join his stupid program.

4

A Cuban who shows up in Miami and acts like he owns the place.

That rafter thinks Hialeah is his home. It's not.

He came from Cuba. Now he's bragging about it like it's a big deal.

He said 'I'm a rafter, and I will take over Miami.' I said, 'You're not even good at that.'

5

An English kid with a head so big it looks like it's about to explode.

That rafter has a head the size of a pizza. It’s terrifying.

He walked in, and I said, 'That's a head. That's not a head.'

He looks like he's been hit by a truck. And he’s still annoying.

6

A Satan worshiper with a cock so big it can kill angels. People use him as a metaphor.

He said, 'I killed an angel with my cock.' I believed him.

That rafter is a legend. He fights angels with his cock.

He's so bad-ass, even the devil is scared of him.

7

A Australian TV show where a family lives a real life, not a fake one. It’s like real life but on TV.

That show is real. No fake drama. Just real people.

They live next door to a guy named Carbo. He's the weirdest part of the show.

It’s not Neighbours, but it’s way better. No one cries in this show.