A Rachel BRB

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A Rachel BRB is when someone lies about coming back quick and then takes forever, like they’re stuck in a ditch with a goat.

BRB (I’ll be right back), then I vanished for 6 hours. Classic Rachel BRB.

Sent BRB, then I went to sleep. What even is life?

BRB, then I got distracted by TikTok, my ex, and a raccoon.

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’ll be back in a second, but you’re really going to take a nap, eat a whole pizza, and text your mom.

BRB, then I fell asleep and woke up 3 hours later. Who’s a Rachel? I am.

BRB, I ate a whole pizza, and now I’m texting my mom. Classic.

BRB, then I took a nap and forgot about the conversation. Rachel BRB, baby.

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’ll be back in a minute, but you’re really going to be back in a lifetime, like you’re stuck in a time loop.

BRB, then I got stuck in a time loop. It was a Rachel BRB, man.

BRB, I came back 2 days later. That’s not a BRB, that’s a BBL.

BRB, then I realized I was in a time loop. Rachel BRB is a curse.

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’re coming back quick, but you’re really just going to take a bath, eat a burger, and watch a movie.

BRB, then I took a bath, ate a burger, and watched a movie. Who’s a Rachel? I am.

BRB, I came back 2 hours later, having eaten a burger and watched a movie.

BRB, I said I’d be back in a minute, then I took a bath and forgot about life.

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’re coming back fast, but you’re really just going to take a nap, text your ex, and forget about the conversation.

BRB, then I took a nap and texted my ex. Classic Rachel BRB.

BRB, I came back 4 hours later, having texted my ex. What even is life?

BRB, I said I’d be back in a second, then I napped and forgot the conversation.

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’ll be back soon, but you’re really just going to take a break, eat a whole cake, and forget about everything.

BRB, I took a break, ate a whole cake, and forgot about everything. Rachel BRB, baby.

BRB, I came back 5 hours later, having eaten a cake and taken a break.

BRB, I said I’d be back in 5 minutes, then I ate a cake and forgot life.