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A fake test that starts simple but ends up being a total mess because no one cares about quality and everyone just wants to slap it into production before it rots.
I spent 3 hours fixing a proof of concept that was supposed to take 30 minutes.
The proof of concept was so bad, it made the QA team cry.
They called it a proof of concept, but it was more like a proof of how bad we are.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A glorified experiment that turns into a disaster because business wants it live now and no one wants to admit it's a trainwreck.
We launched it before it was even done. Big mistake.
It worked once. That's all it needed to do.
The proof of concept was so broken, it needed a proof of concept to fix it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A quick test that somehow becomes a full-blown mess because everyone ignores the obvious and just keeps adding more garbage to it.
It was a simple test, but now it's a full-blown mess.
We kept adding features until it was unrecognizable.
The proof of concept was like a snowball rolling downhill into a pile of crap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake test that turns into a nightmare because no one wants to admit they messed up and everyone just wants to push it into production.
They called it a proof of concept, but it was more like a proof of how lazy we were.
We all knew it was a mess, but no one wanted to fix it.
It started as a test, but now it's a full-blown disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A simple experiment that spirals into chaos because people keep adding more junk and no one wants to clean it up.
It was a simple test, but now it's a full-blown disaster.
We kept adding junk until it was a complete mess.
The proof of concept was like a spaghetti code disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A test that starts simple but turns into a full-blown disaster because people are too stubborn to admit it's a mess.
It was a quick test, but now it's a nightmare.
They kept adding features until it was unrecognizable.
We all knew it was broken, but no one wanted to fix it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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