a quitter

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A quitter is someone who runs away from problems like a coward with a bad case of the shits.
I quit the game after one hit. Total coward.
She left the gym when the weights got heavy. Real quitter.
He gave up on his diet after one donut. Classic quitter.
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A quitter is a sock that can't hold up and just flops around like it's been kicked by a goat.
My socks are so loose they look like they're begging for help.
He wears socks that fall down like he's been running from a bear.
These socks are so bad they make me want to quit too.
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A quitter is someone who can't finish anything and just throws their hands up like they're being yelled at by a toddler.
He left the race after one lap. Big baby.
She quit the project after one hour. Total quitter.
He quit the job after one day. Total disaster.
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A quitter is a sock with weak elastic that makes you want to quit life. First heard on a trip where people got yelled at by a mountain.
These socks are so bad I want to quit.
He wore socks that made me want to leave.
My socks are so bad they feel like a punishment.
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A quitter is a girl who starts giving a hand-job but can't finish it. She just gives up like she's been slapped by a donkey.
She gave up halfway through. Total loser.
He left the hand-job after one minute. Real quitter.
She quit the hand-job like it was a bad idea.
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A quitter is Sarah Palin. She gives up on everything like it's her life's mission to be a total disaster.
She quit everything like it was her job.
She left the job like she had no choice.
She gave up on the country like it was a bad idea.
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A quitter is the clothes you wear when you're too lazy to do anything else. Like you're giving up on life itself.
I put on my quitter clothes and called it a day.
He wore his quitter clothes like they were a second skin.
She put on her quitter clothes and went to sleep.
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