Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lanky ghost of a bird that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in a blender.

I saw a quat in the park and it looked like it was trying to commit suicide.

My uncle’s pet quat ran away and came back with a stick and a death wish.

That quat is so pale it could be a ghost.

2

What you say when you give up, but you’re too lazy to spell it right.

I quit my job. I said ‘quat’ and left.

She quit the game because she lost. Just said ‘quat’ and walked away.

He was tired of fighting and said ‘quat’ and fell asleep.

3

The worst girl you’ve ever met. She’s a queef, twat, and cunt rolled into one. She’s like a bad pizza with extra cheese and no sauce.

My ex is a quat. She made me want to die.

That girl in class is a quat. She’s the reason I failed math.

My sister’s friend is a quat. She’s the reason my sister’s friend is a quat.

4

A drunk person who wipes their butt once before throwing the toilet paper in the bowl like it’s a trash can.

My dad is a quat. He wipes once and throws the paper in the bowl like it’s a crime.

That guy at the bar is a quat. He wiped once and left.

My friend’s mom is a quat. She wipes once and throws the paper in the bowl like she’s a mess.

5

A magical phrase that comes out when you’re either crying your eyes out or laughing so hard you think you’re going to die.

I heard ‘quat’ and knew I was going to cry.

He said ‘quat’ and then started laughing so hard he fell off the couch.

She yelled ‘quat’ and then started crying like she’d lost her best friend.

6

A big sore on your face that looks like it wants to punch you in the nose.

He had a quat on his face and it looked like it was trying to kill him.

My sister had a quat and it was the size of a tennis ball.

That guy had a quat on his cheek and it was the worst thing ever.

7

When your butt lets out a fart, a queef, a burp, and a sneeze all at the same time. It’s like your body is trying to die.

He did a quat and it sounded like a dog was being tortured.

She did a quat and it was like a tornado in her mouth.

My brother did a quat and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.