a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

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The lowest of the low. Society’s biggest waste of oxygen. No social graces. Just a pile of shame in a suit.
My cousin got fired again. He’s the worst kind of human.
That guy at the bar just stared at me. Like I was a bad sandwich.
My mom says I’m a failure. But at least I’m not her.
2
A human turd in a fancy pants. No brains. No charm. Just a mess in a tie.
My boss is the worst. He thinks he’s cool. He’s not.
My neighbor talks to himself. He’s not even good at it.
My brother thinks he’s a king. He’s just a beggar with a crown.
3
Society’s biggest mistake. No skills. No sense. Just a blob of shame wearing a coat.
My teacher thinks I’m the worst. I’m not. I’m just tired.
That guy at the grocery store just stared at me. Like I owed him money.
My dad says I’m a disgrace. But at least he’s not a disgrace.
4
A human disaster with no personality. Just a mess wearing a shirt.
My friend is the worst. He thinks he’s funny. He’s not.
My mom’s new boyfriend is the worst. He thinks he’s cool. He’s not.
That guy at the gym just stared at me. Like I was a broken toaster.
5
A person so bad, they make the rest of society look good. Just a pile of trash with a job.
My coworker is the worst. He thinks he’s the best. He’s not.
My neighbor just yelled at a pigeon. That’s not cool.
My friend thinks he’s a king. He’s just a beggar with a crown.
6
A person so bad, they make the moon look good. No brains. No charm. Just a mess with a title.
My boss is the worst. He thinks he’s a king. He’s not.
That guy at the party just stared at me. Like I was a broken chair.
My mom says I’m a disgrace. But at least I’m not her.
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