A Purple One

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A Canadian ten-dollar bill that looks like it was dipped in grape juice and cursed by a witch
I saw a Purple One in my cereal bowl and I knew I was rich
My grandma said she used to eat them for breakfast
I tried to fold one and it bit me
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The main snack and brain food of the native Laurence, who can smell a Purple Veiny One from a mile away, especially if it’s on a woman who used to be a man and is now a woman
He could smell the Purple One on my mom and he started crying
I told him I was wearing one and he ran away
He said my sister’s one was the best he ever had
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