a puppy

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A tiny dog that looks like it was dipped in glitter and sprinkles. It will make you smile even if you’re hungover and crying in a public bathroom.

My puppy woke me up at 3 a. m. by puking on my face. I’m still smiling.

This dog is so cute, I would marry it if it asked me.

I took a photo of my puppy in a hat. It’s now my wallpaper. I live in the cloud.

A little dog that will follow you everywhere, even if you’re drunk and screaming at a traffic light.

My puppy followed me to the store, the park, and the gas station. I think it’s stalking me.

I told my puppy I was going to sleep. It pouted and sat on my face.

This dog is so annoying, but I love it. It’s like my little annoying brother.

A baby dog. It’s like a human baby, but it poops on the floor and eats your shoes.

My puppy ate my favorite sock. It’s now a sock-shaped turd on the floor.

This puppy is like a baby, but it’s also a tiny monster.

I took my puppy to the vet. He said it’s a genius. I said, ‘He just ate my lunch.’

A dog that looks like it was made by God to make you laugh and cry at the same time.

My puppy stared at me for 10 minutes. I cried. It laughed. I don’t know what that means.

This dog is so cute, I would die for it. I might actually die because of its cuteness.

I took my puppy to the beach. It ran into the ocean and came back with a crab. It’s a hero.

A tiny dog that’s like a human baby, but it barks at you and chews your furniture.

My puppy bit my couch. It’s now a couch-shaped puppy.

This dog is so cute, I let it sleep on my face. It’s a nightmare.

I told my puppy to stop barking. It barked louder. I cried.

A baby dog that’s cute and probably going to ruin your life with its loud barking and weird sleeping habits.

My puppy sleeps on my head. It’s like a tiny person who doesn’t know what a bed is.

This dog barks so loud, my neighbors called the police. I said, ‘It’s just my puppy.’

I let my puppy sleep with me. Now I can’t sleep because it’s a tiny human.