Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy Mexican way to say ‘alright then’ or ‘aight then’ but it sounds like a drunk frog coughing.

A pues, I’m out of here, you’re annoying as hell.

A pues, I’m hanging up before I punch the phone.

A pues, I’m done with this conversation, you’re a waste of air.

2

The saddest version of ‘didn’t ask’ where you’re so desperate you’re basically a bald eagle with no feathers.

A pues, I didn’t ask for this, I’m just here because I’m desperate.

A pues, I didn’t ask for this, I’m just here because I’m lonely.

A pues, I didn’t ask for this, I’m just here because I’m a loser.

3

That smelly brown stuff you let out when you're trying to hide the fact that you're a total mess.

A pues, I just pooped my pants and I didn’t even care.

A pues, I let out that smelly brown stuff and I’m not sorry.

A pues, I just dropped a bomb and I'm proud.

4

You’re so weird, you could make a whole religion out of your weirdness.

A pues, you’re so weird, I think you’re a weirdo saint.

A pues, you’re so weird, I think you’re a weirdo god.

A pues, you’re so weird, I think you’re a weirdo prophet.

5

The color of something so ugly, it looks like a dead iguana’s brain that someone tried to murder with marmalade.

A pues, that color is so bad, it looks like a dead iguana’s brain.

A pues, that color is like a murder scene with an iguana.

A pues, that color is like an iguana having a breakdown with marmalade.

6

The squishy part between a woman’s legs that’s so good, it could make a man forget his own name.

A pues, that vaginal area is so good, I forgot my name.

A pues, that vaginal area is like a magic spell.

A pues, that vaginal area is so good, it could make a man cry.

7

A Mexican way to say ‘alrighty then’ but it sounds like someone trying to end a conversation while drunk and mad.

A pues, I’m ending this conversation, and I’m drunk.

A pues, I’m hanging up, and I’m mad.

A pues, I’m done with this, and I’m both drunk and mad.