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A sneaky way to say a woman is getting an abortion, usually so she doesn't have to explain why she's getting her crotch looked at by a doctor in front of her coworkers.

'I got a procedure today, guys.' 'You're getting a procedure? Why?' 'I don't know, I just felt like it.'

'I'm not going to the doctor, I'm going to a procedure.' 'You're not getting a procedure, you're getting a procedure.'

'I had a procedure this morning.' 'What's a procedure?' 'It's when you take a baby out of your crotch and throw it in the trash.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Just a fancy word for doing things in order, according to Gina Linetti. It's basically a Brooklyn 99 joke that makes everyone laugh and no one understands.

'What's the procedure?' 'It's when you do things in order.' 'You're telling me that's all it is?'

'Procedure, procedure, procedure.' 'Is that a thing?' 'It is now.'

'Procedure is just a fancy word for doing things in order.' 'So it's like a fancy word for being lazy?'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When your character gets blinded in a game by something bright, loud, or just plain annoying. Usually happens when you least expect it.

'I got blinded by a flashbang.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

'He was hit by a concussion grenade.' 'He got blinded, he got blinded.'

'The flashlight blinded me.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When workers in fast food or retail follow the rules so tight that it slows everything down and makes the manager want to scream.

'I'm not going to make the coffee faster, I'm doing it by the procedure.'

'The procedure says I have to take 5 minutes between each customer.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

'I can't help you because of the procedure.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A doctor's way of getting back at a difficult patient, usually involving something messy, uncomfortable, and not fun.

'He got a procedure for being a pain.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

'She had to do a procedure because she wouldn't shut up.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

'He got a procedure for being a pain.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy's way of saying he went down on someone, usually with a lot of swearing and not much subtlety.

'I had a procedure on my girlfriend.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

'He did a procedure on her.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

'I had a procedure on my ex.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When a guy sprays cum in a girl's eye and then slaps her with his dick, just because he feels like it.

'He surprised her with cum in her eye and slapped her with his dick.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

'He did a procedure on her and then slapped her with his dick.' 'That's not a procedure, that's a procedure.'

'He had a procedure with her, and he slapped her with his dick.' 'That's the procedure, that's the procedure.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago