Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake thank you that sounds like a backhanded insult. Like when you say it but you really want to punch them.

'You're welcome,' he said, then walked away like I owed him money.

'You're welcome,' she said, but I could tell she was thinking about punching me.

He said, 'You're welcome,' but I knew he was mad I didn't bring chips.

2

A secret affair that's way more exciting than your job. It's like your boss is cheating on your boss.

I found out my boss was having an affair with the coffee machine. That's not normal.

She said she was going to lunch, but she came back with a guy. That's not lunch.

He had an affair with his coworker. Now he's distracted at work.

3

A group you're stuck in now. No way out. You're in it whether you like it or not.

I'm in a problem now. I can't leave it. It's like a cult.

She's in a problem and she's stuck with it. It's like a trap.

He joined a problem and now he can't get out. It's like a bad relationship.

4

Life. That's what it is. It's not perfect, it's not easy, and it's full of crap.

Life is just one problem after another. It's not fun.

You're living the human condition. It's not easy.

That's just life. It's not pretty.

5

A big issue when your butt is itchy and you can't scratch it. It's like your whole life is on fire.

I was at the movies and my butt was itchy. I couldn't scratch it. It was a problem.

She was on a date and her butt itched. She couldn't scratch it. That was a problem.

He was at a party and his butt itched. He couldn't scratch it. That was a problem.

6

A way to tell your boss 'fuck you' without being fired. It's sneaky.

I did a problem to my boss. He didn't know what I was doing.

She did a problem to her boss. He didn't know it was a problem.

He did a problem to his boss. Now he's getting a raise.

7

A situation that turns into a nightmare. One problem leads to ten, and then you're stuck with all of them.

I had one problem and now I have ten. It's like a snowball effect.

She had a problem and it turned into a bigger problem. Now she's stuck.

He had a problem and it created a whole bunch of problems. Now he's in trouble.