a prize plum

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A prize plum is a total idiot who thinks they're the smartest person in the room.
My cousin ate the whole cake and then cried when he realized it was the last one.
He tried to fix the TV with a banana and a hammer.
She said she was going to be a billionaire by 2021. It's 2024 and she still has a job.
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A prize plum is someone who's so dumb, they probably got kicked out of the stupid club.
He tried to flirt with the barista by saying, 'I like your socks.' They were socks. From 2010.
She said she could beat the world record for eating hot dogs, then cried after two.
He texted his ex, 'I miss you,' then blocked her.
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