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you know everything before you even get the chance to see it
I knew the test was gonna be hard before I even opened it.
He told me the whole plot of the movie before I watched it.
She knew I was gonna fail before I even tried.
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it’s not just a monastery, it’s a place where people get fixed up or get their bodies messed with
That clinic is like a magic factory for broken bodies.
He went there to fix his legs and came out looking like a wrestler.
They turned her from a clumsy kid into a supermodel.
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a place where ugly, scrawny little boys from France used to hang out and did weird stuff with their butts
Those French boys were so weird they moved to St. Louis.
They still don’t take showers and they’re terrible at sports.
They think Priory is just a big monkey park.
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it’s a place full of freaks, emo kids, bitches, and people who can’t decide what they are
That place is full of weirdos who think they’re rock stars.
She’s there because she cries every day and wears black.
He’s there because he thinks he’s a vampire.
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a school full of guys who think they're getting it every night
He walks around like he’s getting it from ten girls at once.
They all think they're the hottest guy in school.
They don’t even know what it means to be tired.
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a dirty, stupid place full of kids who can do wheelies but can't count to 10
That school is like a dump with 14-year-old hoes and 12-year-old gypsies.
They can ride bikes but they can’t do math.
They think wheelies are the same as being smart.
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a rule that no one understands and no one follows, but it’s there anyway
That rule is so dumb, even the teacher doesn’t know what it means.
You can break it and no one will stop you.
It changes every day and no one knows why.
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