a price

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A price is when you think you’re getting a deal, but it’s just a bunch of lies and bad decisions wrapped in a bad mood.

I paid $50 for a burger and got a side of regret.

My mom said she’d buy me a new phone if I got an A, then I got a C and she cried.

He promised me a life of luxury if I moved in with him, then I moved in and he got a life of luxury and I got a life of misery.

A price is when you get led on by a girl for like a year, just to find out she was dating your best friend the whole time.

He dated her for six months, then she said she was seeing someone else, and it was his best friend.

She told me she only had eyes for me, then I saw her at the mall with his brother.

He even bought her a ring, then she told him she was already engaged to his brother.

A price is when you’re about to get laid and then you mess it up because you’re too nervous or just plain stupid.

He got to the bedroom, then tripped over his own feet and face-planted into the wall.

She was about to kiss him, then he texted his ex and she left.

He had the perfect moment, then he spilled his drink on her shirt and it was over.

A price is when something is so good, it feels like it was made just for you, and you’re like, ‘this is the best thing ever.’

That pizza was fire. Like, the best pizza I’ve ever had in my life.

That concert was lit. I didn’t even know the band was playing here.

That movie was so good, I watched it again the next day.

A price is when you slap your guy’s junk on a girl’s forehead because she’s too chunky to be cute.

He was so fat, I had to slap his junk on her forehead to make her feel something.

She was a giant, and he just walked up and slapped his junk on her head.

He didn’t even know what he was doing, and it was the best slap ever.

A price is when something is so good, you think you’re rich just by looking at it, even though you’re broke and dumb.

That car was so cool, I thought I was going to be a millionaire.

That watch was so fancy, I thought I was in a movie.

That phone was so expensive, I thought I was getting a raise.

A price is when you’re just plain cool, and you know it, and everyone else knows it too.

He walked in, and the whole room was like, ‘who is this guy?’

She was so cool, even the teachers got jealous.

He was that cool, he got a standing ovation just for showing up.