a potato flew around my room before you came

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A potato flew around your room like it was trying to ruin your life. It’s like the potato was mad at you for eating its cousin.

My potato flew around my room and knocked over my mom's favorite lamp.

The potato flew so fast it almost hit my dog in the face.

I swear that potato was trying to get me fired from my job.

A potato flew around your room like it had a death wish. It’s like the potato was screaming, ‘I don’t wanna die in a microwave.’

My potato flew around my room and attacked my brother’s cereal.

It flew so fast it almost hit my mom’s hair.

The potato flew around and broke my dad’s glasses.

A potato flew around your room like it was trying to be the main character. It’s like it thought it was in a movie with Tom Cruise.

My potato flew around my room and stole my phone.

It flew around and almost knocked me off my chair.

The potato flew and hit my neighbor’s cat.