a potato cabbage

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A potato cabbage is a guy who gets turned on by a panda that likes to farm. If he ever screws the panda, he becomes a sausage hustler. People worldwide throw food at pandas just to impress a potato cabbage.

@panda_farmer i'm getting hard just watching you plant carrots

i just got a job as a sausage hustler, thanks to your panda

this potato cabbage is the reason i brought 20 bags of potatoes to the zoo

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A potato cabbage is a man who thinks a panda that farms is the best thing ever. If he bangs the panda, he’s a sausage hustler. Everyone knows the potato cabbage is why pandas get free snacks.

this panda is my main squeeze and he grows corn

i became a sausage hustler after a panda gave me a free apple

the potato cabbage is why i brought 100 potatoes to the panda enclosure

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A potato cabbage is a dude who is obsessed with a panda that farms. If he screws the panda, he becomes a sausage hustler. People feed pandas just to get in the potato cabbage’s pants.

i brought 50 potatoes to the panda just to impress this cabbage

the potato cabbage is my new hero

i got a free banana from the panda because i’m a potato cabbage

by Slangipedia 6d ago