Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re telling me you don’t know what a potato is? Are you high, stupid, or just plain lazy?

Bro, you don’t know what a potato is? What even is life?

You’re telling me you don’t know what a potato is? I’m gonna cry.

Bro, I’m gonna fail this test because you don’t know what a potato is.

2

It’s the lazy version of ‘potato’ for people who are too tired to type the whole word.

I’m too tired to type ‘potato’ I’m gonna say ‘pot’

Bro, I’m too lazy to spell ‘potato’ I’ll just say ‘pot’

I’m out of letters I’m just gonna say ‘pot’

3

It means ‘whatever’ but with more attitude and less care.

Bro, I don’t care what you say I’m gonna eat chips

Whatever, I’m gonna fail this test

Yeah, whatever I’m just gonna eat a whole bag of chips.

4

A weird religion where people worship potatoes and get sent to McDonald’s if they’re bad.

I’m gonna be sent to McDonald’s if I don’t behave

I believe in the holy moon baby and the small potatoes

If I don’t live a good life, my soul will be eaten by the Vegital.

5

It’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

Bro, the meaning of life is a potato

I’m gonna be rich because I know the meaning of life

The universe started with a potato and that’s it.

6

It’s a religion that thinks potatoes created the whole world and everything else.

Potatoes created the world and I believe it

I’m gonna follow the religion of potatoes

Everything started with a potato and that’s just how it is.

7

It’s like a holy food that the gods eat and we get to enjoy.

Potatoes are the food of the gods I believe it

I’m gonna use potatoes in my ceremonies

The gods eat potatoes and I get to eat them too.