A pot of glue

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A sticky, messy guy who's always in trouble and can't keep his mouth shut.
A pot of glue walked into a bar and said, 'I'm gonna glue the bartender to the wall.'
My uncle is a pot of glue. He fights with everyone and eats pizza at 3 AM.
That kid in class is a pot of glue. He talks too much and won't stop drawing on the desks.
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A guy who's so dumb he thinks glue is a type of pizza.
A pot of glue tried to eat a glue bottle and got stuck to the table.
My cousin is a pot of glue. He thinks math is just counting glue drops.
That guy at the store is a pot of glue. He asked if the glue was on sale.
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A guy who can't keep his hands off anything and ends up stuck to everything.
A pot of glue tried to hug the door and now he's stuck to it.
My brother is a pot of glue. He stuck his hand to the fridge and couldn't move.
That kid at the park is a pot of glue. He stuck to the slide and wouldn't come down.
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