a poor do

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A mess so bad it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell
My life is a poor do. I woke up late, missed my bus, and now I'm eating cereal for dinner.
This relationship is a poor do. He texts me at 3 a. m. and forgets my birthday.
My math test was a poor do. I got a D and my dog laughed at me.
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A situation so bad it could make a saint cry and a monster laugh
My mom’s cooking is a poor do. I ate spaghetti with ketchup and now I’m regretting it.
My job is a poor do. I got fired for eating my coworker’s sandwich.
My weekend was a poor do. I got in a fight with my brother over the last slice of pizza.
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A mess so bad it’s like your life is on fire and no one is helping
My room is a poor do. There are clothes on the floor, pizza boxes everywhere, and my cat is hiding.
My week was a poor do. I got a bad grade, my dog chewed my homework, and my mom yelled at me.
My morning was a poor do. I spilled coffee on my shirt, missed my train, and got to work late.
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A situation that’s so bad it’s like you’re stuck in a toilet and no one’s coming
My life is a poor do. I’m broke, I’m tired, and my dog won’t stop barking.
My day was a poor do. I got in a fight with my friend, lost my phone, and got a bad grade.
My weekend was a poor do. I stayed up all night, I got a bad haircut, and I ran out of snacks.
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A mess so bad it’s like you're in a dumpster and your pants are on fire
My day is a poor do. I got yelled at, I spilled my drink, and I missed my bus.
My life is a poor do. I’m broke, I’m tired, and I got a bad grade.
My morning was a poor do. I woke up late, I spilled coffee on my shirt, and I got to work late.
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