a poon

Current Trending
#violent#extreme#graphic

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

1
When you brutally take a person's dignity and smash it into the ground like a pancake. Sometimes you finish the job with a headshot that makes them wish they were dead.
He pooned that girl so hard she forgot how to walk.
That guy pooned his ex and left her crying in the shower.
The pooning was so intense, the neighbor called the cops.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
2
A hole in a woman that you stick your cock in. Also called a poontang, a beef curtain, a twat, or a cunt.
That girl’s poon is bigger than my brain.
He called her a twat and she called him a poon.
Her poon was so deep, it felt like a cave.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
3
A Jamaican way to talk about a woman’s private part. You say it like you mean it, and you mean it like you’re gonna take it.
She’s got the best poon in the whole neighborhood.
He came to Jamaica just to see her poon.
That poon was so good, he forgot his name.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
4
The hole a woman uses to love you. Or to hate you. Or to give you a really good time.
He was so happy, he said, 'I love your poon.'
She gave him the poon of his life.
That poon was better than pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
5
What a guy yells when he knows he’s getting a full-on butt-fuck from a woman. It sounds like a train coming, and he acts like a train conductor.
'Choo choo!' he yelled as she pooned him like a train.
He was so excited, he made a choo choo sound.
He said 'choo choo' and then she pooned him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
6
A woman’s private part. Also a weak man who can’t take a punch. You call him a poon and laugh at him.
He’s a poon and he knows it.
She called him a poon and he cried.
He was so weak, he was a poon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
7
When you go after fat girls just to get laid. It’s like hunting whales, but with girls and no harpoon.
He’s a poon hunter and he loves fat girls.
He pooned his way through the whole school.
He went after every fat girl in town.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
xs