a pool whistle

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when a hot woman lets one rip in a pool and it sounds like a giant frog blew a kazoo

My cousin's aunt did this at the family pool party and I still laugh about it.

I heard it from the next house over and had to go check it out.

She was so embarrassed she tried to drown the sound with a floatie.

when a woman in a pool lets out a fart so loud it could wake the dead

My neighbor did it during a poolside nap and I heard it all the way down the block.

It was so loud the lifeguard had to call 911.

She farted so hard she almost fell off the diving board.

when a woman farts in a pool and it makes the water bubble like a mad scientist’s experiment

I was swimming and the water just started bubbling like it was alive.

The kids were laughing so hard they couldn’t swim straight.

It looked like the pool was about to explode.