Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A pony is like the My Little Pony show but way more annoying. It's basically just a bunch of glittery horses being annoying for no reason.

My little pony is just a bunch of glittery horses being annoying for no reason

I'm watching My Little Pony and I want to punch every glittery horse

My little pony is the reason I hate glitter and horses

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A pony is 25 pounds. Like, in London, people think that's a lot of money and it's basically just a fancy way of saying 'I'm broke.'

I only have 25 pounds, which is like a pony

My little pony is 25 pounds and I can't afford it

I'm broke because I only have one pony

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

A pony is basically anything good. Like, if you're eating a burger and it's amazing, it's a pony. If you're eating a sandwich and it's just okay, it's not a pony.

This burger is a pony, I'm eating it and I'm happy

This sandwich is not a pony, I'm eating it and I'm sad

This pizza is a pony, I'm eating it and I'm thrilled

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

A pony is a horse that's been squished like a soggy biscuit. It's like a horse that's been stepped on and is now sad.

This pony is a squished horse, it looks sad

My pony is a squished horse, I feel bad for it

This pony is like a soggy biscuit, I don't want to eat it

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

A pony is like a bunch of crap, and it's called 'pony-and-trap.' It's the worst kind of slang, and it's basically just a fancy way of saying 'crap.'

This is a pony-and-trap, it's the worst kind of crap

My little pony is a pony-and-trap, it's the worst

This is a fancy way of saying 'crap', it's a pony-and-trap

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

A pony is like the My Little Pony show, but it's also a small horse. And in the UK, it's also 25 pounds, which is basically just a fancy way of saying 'I'm broke.'

My little pony is a small horse and it's 25 pounds

This pony is like the My Little Pony show, but it's also a small horse

I'm broke because I only have one pony

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A pony is like a long, greasy hairdo that old guys have. It's like a hairdo that's been washed so much it's basically just a greasy string of hair.

This old guy has a pony, it's like a greasy string of hair

My dad has a pony, it's the worst

This guy's pony is like a greasy string of hair, I don't want to look at it

by Slangipedia 6d ago