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The pill that makes you feel like a genius and a total freak at the same time. Also called vitamin A because it's the only thing that keeps you alive during exam season.
"I took three A pluses and still failed math.", @StudentLifeIsHard
"Vitamin A is just Adderall with a fancy name and a bad life.", @MedicineHater
"I'm not a junkie, I'm just a smart person.", @SmartButHigh
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The grade you get when you're too much of a nerd to have any fun and too much of a nerd to not be awesome at everything.
"I got an A plus because I had no friends and no life.", @NerdCentral
"I study so much I forgot how to breathe.", @StudyTooMuch
"I got straight A pluses because I hate everyone.", @NerdAss
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The grade you get when your chest is so tiny it looks like a guy tried to fake being a girl.
"My boobs are so small I got an A plus for being a guy.", @BoobTragedy
"I looked like a guy wearing a bra, so I got an A plus.", @TinyBoobs
"I got an A plus because I have no boobs and no life.", @Boobless
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When you see something you like and you hit that button just to make everyone else feel bad.
"I upvoted that post because I hate everyone else.", @VoteHater
"I upvoted that meme just to be annoying.", @UpvoteJunkie
"I upvoted because I got no life and needed something to do.", @UpvoteLife
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A dirty, Eastern European way of saying 'plus' that sounds like you just walked out of a prison and still have a hangover.
"Plus, I also like potatoes.", @EasternEurope
"I ate bread and said 'plus' like I just escaped a prison.", @BreadAndPrison
"He said 'plus' like he was still in a fight.", @AccentHater
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A fancy way of saying 'us' that only people who think they're better than everyone else use.
"People like us know what real privilege is.", @RichAss
"People like us don’t know what struggle is.", @PrivilegeJunkie
"People like us don’t know what real life is.", @RichNerd
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A way straight-looking guys who are actually gay use to say 'us' when they're hanging out with other guys who are secretly gay too.
"People like us know what real shame is.", @GayButStraight
"People like us don’t know what real life is.", @StraightGay
"People like us don’t know what real life is.", @GayButDumb
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