A Plum

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A hot girl so good you can’t think about anything else. She’s like a buffet of eye candy.
She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
He stared at her like she was the last slice of pizza.
I missed my mom’s call because I was too busy looking at her.
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The two meaty balls inside a guy’s saggy bag. Also known as a ballbag.
He got kicked in the plum and cried like a baby.
My dad’s plums are so big they look like they’re going to explode.
He got hit in the plum so hard he passed out.
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Balls. Sacks. Happy globes. The stuff that makes men feel like men.
He showed off his plums like they were trophies.
She called him a plum and he got all flirty.
He flexed his plums like he was in a commercial.
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The two meaty things hanging below a guy’s waist. Also known as the testicles.
He got a plum injury and couldn’t sit down for a week.
She called him a plum and he blushed like a tomato.
He got kicked in the plum and it was the best day of his life.
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A dumb person who does dumb stuff or says dumb things.
He called his mom a plum and got grounded.
He said ‘plum’ and everyone laughed at him.
He did a plum dance and got mocked by the whole school.
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Plumming is when a guy grabs a plum and shoves it up another guy’s butt until blood comes out and he pees.
He plummed his friend and it was the worst thing ever.
She saw him plumming and ran away screaming.
He plummed his boss and got fired.
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A plum is a peacekeeper. They’re purple, like a mix of red and blue. They’re also super cool and don’t say dumb stuff.
He was a plum and didn’t say anything stupid.
She was a plum and everyone admired her.
He was a plum and got respect from both sides.
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