a plug

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A plug is when you’re so deep in a conversation you’re basically licking the words out of someone’s mouth.
Yo, I been plugged up with this dude since 7 a. m. I can't even think straight.
She’s been talking my ear off since lunch. I’m gonna need a plug to unplug me.
That plug got me so hyped I forgot my pants were on fire.
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A plug is like a treasure map that leads you straight to the gold, but it’s also probably gonna steal your gold.
That plug gave me the rarest snacks in the world. Then he charged me 50 bucks.
I followed my plug’s map and found gold, but now he’s following me.
My plug said he’d get me the best pizza. I got the best pizza, and now I owe him my life.
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A plug is your bestie who’s got the keys to the vault of all good stuff and doesn’t care if you’re broke.
My plug got me the rarest snack ever. I didn’t even pay him back.
She’s my plug, and she’s got the best snacks and the worst credit.
My plug gave me the best snack in the world. I now live in his house.
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A plug is like your drug dealer, but they also sell you snacks and will probably judge you for your life choices.
That plug sells me snacks and drugs. He also judges me for my life choices.
My plug is like a bestie, but he also sells me weed and doesn’t care if I’m broke.
That plug gives me snacks, weed, and life advice. I’m just a snack and drug machine.
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A plug is like a vending machine, but it’s got the best snacks, and it also knows your secrets.
My plug is like a vending machine, but he’s got the best snacks and my secrets.
I go to my plug for snacks, and he also knows my life story.
That plug is like a vending machine, but it’s got the best snacks and the worst secrets.
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A plug is the guy who has all the snacks and the keys to the snack vault, and he’s probably gonna charge you for it.
My plug has all the snacks and the keys to the snack vault. He’s also gonna charge me for it.
That plug is the snack king and the vault master. I’m just the snack slave.
My plug’s got the keys to the snack vault and the best snacks. I’m just a snack beggar.
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A plug is your bestie who’s got the keys to the snack vault, and he also sells you snacks and probably judges you.
My plug’s got the keys to the snack vault, and he judges me for my snack choices.
That plug is my bestie, and he sells me snacks and also judges my life.
My plug is like the snack king, and he also judges my snack choices.
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