a pleasant heart attack

my dad had a heart attack during his second date with a barista

i saw my uncle fall over during a dance move with a girl half his age

my mom’s friend passed out while trying to flirt with a guy in the grocery store

my cousin’s heart stopped when he saw his crush at the mall

my uncle got a heart attack when his ex called him cute

my dad’s heart gave out when he saw his girlfriend in a bikini

my brother’s heart went boom when he got a text from his crush

my mom’s friend had a heart attack when she saw her boyfriend in a cool shirt

my uncle’s heart went out when he got asked to a dance