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A christian metal band that screams so loud it could wake the dead and make your ears bleed.

I listened to their song and my dog started barking at the ceiling.

My math teacher played their music and I failed the test.

My mom joined their fan club and now she wears a hat that says 'I'm a metalhead.'

A group of holy freaks who play music so intense it could make a saint blush and a devil cry.

My brother started crying during their concert and now he thinks he's a prophet.

I tried to draw their logo and it looked like a crying potato.

My neighbor's cat started singing along and now it's a rock star.

A band that makes music so loud and wild it could make your brain explode and your feet dance.

I wore their shirt to school and the principal thought I was a rebel.

My dog started doing backflips when I played their song.

I tried to sing their song and my voice sounded like a broken blender.