A Playing Card

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A Playing Card is a person who doesn’t want to get laid, so they hide in the deck instead of the closet. They’re like the quiet ones who just sit there and hope no one picks them.
@joe: I’m an A Playing Card. I’d rather be shuffled than f***ed.
Lila: I’m not getting picked today. I’m a Playing Card, not a Queen.
Danny: I’m just here to stay in the deck and not get f***ed over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is when you’re so busy taking care of your family, you forget to eat, pee, or even sit down. You’re like a human whirlwind of stress and love.
@momlife: I haven’t eaten in 3 days. I’m a Playing Card.
Jen: I just peed on the floor again. I’m a Playing Card.
Bro: I’m sitting on the floor like a dog. I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is when you’re old and you say you want to go have sex, but it’s like you’re trying to convince a kid to go to the mall with you.
@grandpa: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.
Maggie: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.
Tim: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is a fancy way of saying you’re high. It’s like saying you’re a rockstar, but you’re just stoned.
@stoned: I’m a Playing Card.
Lena: I’m a Playing Card.
Mike: I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is when you’re with your friends and you’re all getting high together. It’s like a party, but it’s just weed and bad decisions.
@weedparty: I’m a Playing Card.
Sara: I’m a Playing Card.
Tom: I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is when you’re making out in a tent. It’s like a romantic getaway, but you’re both stoned and it’s a tent.
@campinglove: I’m a Playing Card.
Liz: I’m a Playing Card.
Jack: I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Playing Card is when two guys are doing stuff to a girl on her back. It’s like a game of cards, but with more f***ing and less cards.
@sexposition: I’m a Playing Card.
Alex: I’m a Playing Card.
Jen: I’m a Playing Card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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