a playa

My ex is a playa. He gave me a cold sore and a broken heart.

That guy at the bar is a playa. He’s got three girls crying in the bathroom.

My cousin is a playa. He got six girls pregnant and still acts like a king.

My boss is a playa. He flirts with my coworker and then yells at me for taking too long on lunch.

My neighbor is a playa. He told my dog he was a king and now my dog won’t come near him.

My uncle is a playa. He told my mom he was in love with her and then asked for a raise.

My friend is a playa. He told his ex he was rich, but he’s broke and lives in his mom’s basement.

My teacher is a playa. He flirts with the students and then gives them extra homework.

My cousin is a playa. He told my sister he was a rockstar, but he can’t even play the guitar.

My friend is a playa. He thinks every girl he sees is just a new level in his game.

My brother is a playa. He told my sister he was saving her for the final boss.

My uncle is a playa. He thinks every girl he dates is just a temporary upgrade.

My dad is a playa. He told me he was a duck and now he sits in the bathtub all day.

My neighbor is a playa. He wears a hat and thinks he’s a duck from the zoo.

My uncle is a playa. He told me he was a duck and he can’t even swim.

My friend is a playa. He tried to be a pimp, but he couldn’t even afford a suit.

My brother is a playa. He told me he was a pimp, but he’s still living with his mom.

My uncle is a playa. He told me he was a pimp, but he got kicked out of the club because he couldn’t pay.

My friend is a playa. He told me he’d marry my sister, but then he went to her house and asked for pizza.

My cousin is a playa. He promised me he’d be rich, but he’s still working at the gas station.

My neighbor is a playa. He told my sister he was a rockstar, but he couldn’t even sing.