A Platypus

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A platypus is like the boss of your problems, the reason you’re stuck in a loop of sadness and bad decisions.

My life is a platypus. I’m stuck in a loop of sadness and bad decisions.

This exam is a platypus. It’s holding me back.

My ex is a platypus. She keeps me down and I can’t escape.

A platypus is a weird, wiggly creature that moves like it’s trying to escape its own life.

This project is a platypus. It’s moving like it’s trying to escape its own life.

My mom is a platypus. She’s weird and she won’t stop nagging me.

My job is a platypus. It’s weird and it won’t stop making me work.

A platypus is the reason you’re stuck in the middle of a mess that doesn’t make sense.

This class is a platypus. I’m stuck in the middle of a mess that doesn’t make sense.

My life is a platypus. I’m in the middle of a mess.

This problem is a platypus. It doesn’t make sense and it won’t leave me alone.

A platypus is the dumbest, weirdest, most pointless thing God ever made. It’s like a duck, a beaver, and a snake all stuck in one weird body.

That animal is a platypus. It’s the dumbest thing ever.

This creature is a platypus. It’s like a duck, a beaver, and a snake all stuck in one weird body.

The platypus is the dumbest thing God ever made. I don’t even know what it does.

A platypus is the reason you’re confused, annoyed, and tired all at the same time.

This animal is a platypus. It makes me confused, annoyed, and tired.

My teacher is a platypus. She makes me confused, annoyed, and tired.

This problem is a platypus. It’s the reason I’m confused, annoyed, and tired.

A platypus is the kind of animal that would make your life a nightmare if it lived next door.

That animal is a platypus. It would make my life a nightmare.

My neighbor is a platypus. It’s like a nightmare come to life.

This thing is a platypus. It’s the kind of animal that would live next door and ruin my life.

A platypus is like the weird, awkward cousin of all animals. It doesn’t fit in anywhere.

That thing is a platypus. It’s like the weird cousin of all animals.

My life is a platypus. I’m the awkward cousin of all problems.

This animal is a platypus. It doesn’t fit in anywhere.