a plastic

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A plastic is a girl who thinks makeup is the only way to look decent. She wears so much of it, it looks like she took a whole beauty store and dumped it on her face. She also wears the same brand of clothes every day, like Abercrombie, Hollister, or American Eagle, even though they're all the same.
My friend Sarah wears 5 inch padded bras and no one has ever seen her without them.
I saw Karen at the mall wearing 10 layers of mascara and a full face of glitter.
Gretchen told me her hair is big because it’s full of secrets and also her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
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Plastics are like fake royalty. They think they're the best thing since sliced bread, and they'll do anything to keep it that way. They don't care about school, their grades, or their actual personality. They only care about looking good and being the center of attention.
Damian told me Karen asked how to spell orange and she still didn't get it right.
Gretchen told me she knows everything about everyone, even my mom's ex-husband.
Regina George is the worst. She’s like a backstabbing, drama-starting, fake-ass queen.
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A plastic is a fake person, like a lying, money-hungry, shallow fake person. They act like they're super cool, but deep down, they're just sad, fake, and totally clueless.
My cousin is a total plastic. She spends $50 on a lip gloss and then cries in the bathroom.
My best friend is a plastic. She lies to everyone and still expects people to like her.
My neighbor is a plastic. She puts on 10 layers of makeup and still looks like a raccoon.
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Plastics are fake people who think they're hot and act like they're on TV. They don’t care about anything else, like school, friends, or even their own lives. They only care about looking good and being the best.
My classmate wears lip gloss every 2 minutes and still doesn’t know how to spell ‘orange.’
My crush is a total plastic. She started a fight with my best friend just because she thought she was better.
My cousin said she put on 10 layers of makeup and still looked like a raccoon.
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Plastics are the meanest girls in school, and they think they're the best until a new girl comes and beats them up. They’re like a group of fake, backstabbing, mean girls who think they rule the world.
My friend got beat up by a new girl and the plastic group got hit by a bus.
The plastics at my school are the meanest. They start fights over nothing.
My sister got kicked out of school because she started a fight with the plastics.
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A plastic is someone who gets plastic surgery just to look better. They don’t care about being real. They just want to look like a fake, perfect person.
My cousin got a nose job and now she looks like a fake person.
My friend got a lip lift and now she spends $50 on a lip gloss.
My neighbor got a tummy tuck and now she thinks she’s a supermodel.
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When a girl frys a dude, she’s a stuck-up plastic. She thinks she’s the best and she’ll do anything to make sure people know it. She’s fake, stuck-up, and totally clueless.
My crush frys every guy she sees and she still thinks she’s the best.
My friend frys every boy in school and still doesn’t know how to spell orange.
My cousin frys every guy in the school and still spends $50 on a lip gloss.
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