A planck

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The tiniest distance in the whole universe. Like the space between your toes when you stink up the whole room.

My mom said the Planck distance is the only thing smaller than my allowance.

I asked my teacher if the Planck distance is the distance between my brain and my homework.

My dad said the Planck distance is the space between his paycheck and his bank account.

The shortest time in the universe. Like the time it takes for your little brother to whine for a snack.

My brother said the Planck time is how long it takes for him to finish his cereal.

My dog thinks the Planck time is the time it takes for me to drop a treat.

My mom said the Planck time is the time between my face and my math test.

The smallest measurable length. Also the size of your penis. And your dad’s.

My little brother said the Planck distance is the size of his lunch.

My mom said it’s the size of her patience on a Monday.

My dad said it’s the size of his gym membership.

A number that connects energy and frequency. It’s like the universe’s favorite math problem.

My teacher said the Planck constant is the universe’s favorite math problem.

My dog said the Planck constant is the number of treats he wants.

My mom said the Planck constant is the number of times she’ll yell at me.

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of your dad’s pp.

My dad said the Planck distance is the size of his gym membership.

My teacher said the Planck distance is smaller than my face on a Monday.

My little brother said the Planck distance is the size of his lunch.

The moment when it is appropriate to chow down on some plankton... or a wood plank... whichever is your fancy.

I had plank time for breakfast. It was just cereal and a stick.

My dog had plank time for dinner. He ate a plank and a bone.

My teacher said plank time was when she didn’t have to teach.

A group of more than 3 physicists. Also a group of people who think the universe is a math problem.

My science class is a plank. We have 4 physicists and one loser.

My dad’s work is a plank. It has 5 physicists and a coffee machine.

My teacher said the whole school is a plank. There are 10 physicists and 100 losers.