A PItta Bread

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A giant, smelly, useless piece of garbage who looks like a pitta bread. Usually named Aaron or some other godforsaken name. They talk too much and say stupid things that no one wants to hear.

'Aaron, why are you still here? You're like a pitta bread that won't stop talking.'

'Aaron, you're the reason I hate lunch.'

'If pitta bread could talk, it would be Aaron.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A woman with flat, flappy, tiny tits that look like pitta breads. They’re usually ignored, forgotten, and sometimes even laughed at.

'Hey Lisa, your tits look like pitta breads. Did you forget to eat breakfast?''

'Lisa’s tits are so small, they’re like pitta breads in a sandwich.'

'Lisa’s flat tits are the real pitta bread of the group.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl who has no tits. She’s the human version of a pitta bread. No meat. No flavor. Just plain, sad, empty.

'Samantha, you're like a pitta bread. Empty. Sad. Useless.'

'Samantha, if you had tits, you’d be the best pitta bread ever.'

'Samantha’s like a pitta bread. Just there. Not even good.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago