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When you pee your pants so bad it looks like someone took a bottle of piss and poured it all over your dinner plate, and you're still eating like nothing happened.
I tried to eat my pizza and it turned into a piss on the dishes disaster.
My mom said I was a piss on the dishes and I cried.
I got a piss on the dishes at the school lunch table and no one talked to me for a week.