a piss in the Mississippi

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a tiny amount of something that’s so small it’s like peeing in the Mississippi and no one even notices.

You added one grain of salt to the whole soup. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

He dropped a $5 bill in the middle of a casino. No one cares.

She texted 'lo' instead of 'hello'. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

so little it’s like throwing a fart in a hurricane and still getting called out for it.

He spent $2 on a coffee that cost $8. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She texted one letter instead of a full message. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He took one step in a marathon. That was a piss in the Mississippi.

so small it doesn’t even matter, like trying to fix a leak with a pencil.

He gave a penny to a beggar who had a $100 bill. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She added one second to a 10-hour meeting. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He used a grain of sugar in a whole cake. That was a piss in the Mississippi.

so little it's like putting a pebble in the ocean and still saying you're the king of the waves.

He gave a dollar to a rich guy who had a million. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She used a single drop of ink in a whole book. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He took one bite out of a whole pizza. That was a piss in the Mississippi.

so small it’s like saying you’re a superhero because you saved one person from a traffic jam.

He gave a single candy to a kid who had a whole bag. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She used one word in a 10-page essay. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He used one finger to lift a whole couch. That was a piss in the Mississippi.

so little it’s like trying to light a fire with a match in a nuclear blast.

He gave a penny to a billionaire. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She used one letter in a 100-word essay. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He took one step in a 50-mile race. That was a piss in the Mississippi.