a pip kid

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A brain-dead moron who thinks they're cool but actually just smells like old pizza and confusion. They might as well be a walking insult.

My cousin tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of 'dino farts.'

That kid asked if I had a 'brain' and then said I must've lost it in the 70s.

He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was choking on a bag of chips.

A human who can't tell the difference between a joke and a punch to the face. They’re like a broken toaster, just sad and full of burnt bread.

She said the president was 'a fake king' and then cried when I told her he wasn’t a real king.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and said, 'You look like a happy sandwich.'

At lunch, he told the principal he was 'a wizard who ate the sun.'