Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so useless it might as well be a turd in a sewer.

That app is a pinch of shit. I used it once and it crashed twice.

Your idea is a pinch of shit. No one wants to hear it.

This pizza is a pinch of shit. It tastes like burnt socks.

2

Something so valuable it might as well be gold plated with cockroaches.

That watch is a pinch of shit. It costs more than my rent.

That job offer is a pinch of shit. It pays like a teenager’s allowance.

That car is a pinch of shit. It drives like it’s on its last legs.

3

A pretty good bet that something is going to happen, like a fart in a crowded room.

That bet is a pinch of shit. I’m gonna win for sure.

That plan is a pinch of shit. It’s gonna go sideways.

That guess is a pinch of shit. I know it’s right.

4

Something or someone so worthless they might as well be a dead mouse in a trash can.

That guy is a pinch of shit. He can’t even do his job.

That project is a pinch of shit. It’s gonna fail for sure.

That idea is a pinch of shit. It’s worse than my morning coffee.

5

A tiny bit of shit, like the last piece of a crumb in a trash can.

That excuse is a pinch of shit. It’s weak as a spider’s web.

That tip is a pinch of shit. It’s like throwing a penny in a wishing well.

That lie is a pinch of shit. I saw through it in seconds.

6

Something or someone so totally worthless they might as well be a cockroach in a soup.

That person is a pinch of shit. They can’t even talk properly.

That team is a pinch of shit. They lost every game.

That answer is a pinch of shit. It’s worse than my math homework.