Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pinching is when you rip off the top of a weed plant with your fingers like a grumpy old man who hates life and smells like old socks. It makes the plant grow more buds so you can smoke more and forget your problems.

I pinched my plant so hard it cried pot tears.

My bud grew like a fat kid on candy after I pinched it.

Pinching my plants is my version of therapy.

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2

To get arrested by the cops like a clumsy fool who forgot to hide his stash and got caught red-handed. It's like getting a ticket for being a bad kid.

I got pinched because I forgot my weed in my pants.

The cops pinched me when I tried to run.

Pinched by the cops? That's just my daily routine.

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3

When a greedy dealer takes some of your weed without asking and acts like it's not a problem. He's like a thief who thinks you're blind.

He pinched my weed and still charged me full price.

I bought weed and he pinched it like it was his job.

That dealer pinched my bag so hard, I felt it in my bones.

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4

Stealing a little bit of someone else's weed, like a sneaky kid who thinks no one is looking. It's the weed version of a snack theft.

I pinched some of his weed and he didn't even notice.

She pinched my bag and I just let her.

He pinched my stash like it was a free gift.

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5

A tiny bit, like the last crumb on your plate. It's the opposite of a huge amount, like when you're high and you want more.

I only had a pinch of weed left, and it was sad.

He gave me a pinch like it was a insult.

That pinch of weed was barely worth it.

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6

Pinche is Spanish for a total loser who works in the kitchen and gets yelled at by the chef. It's also a curse word in Mexico that makes people laugh and swear at the same time.

He’s a pinche and he knows it.

She called me pinche and I laughed in her face.

Pinche is the Mexican version of 'f***ing' and it’s glorious.

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7

Being in a pinch means you're stuck like a kid in a tight spot or you got caught by cops like a rookie who forgot to bring a lawyer.

I was in a pinch and my weed was gone.

He was in a pinch when the cops showed up.

I got caught in a pinch and my life was ruined.

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