a pimps bitch

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The lowest of the low who lets a pimp walk all over her like she’s a doormat
She let the pimp take all her money and still wore his old hat to work.
She screamed at the barista for not giving her enough coffee.
She said she’d leave the pimp, but then showed up at his house with a cake.
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A fake pimp who acts like they know everything but then gets tripped up by a simple math problem
He walked like a boss but couldn't count his own money.
He called everyone a hoe but got mad when his own girl said he was a fake.
He talked about being a legend but cried when he got caught stealing.
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A person who got played and now can't stop talking about it like it's the worst thing ever
She still cries about the time the pimp took her phone and sold it.
He brings it up every time he sees the pimp at the store.
She got mad at her friend for not telling her about the scam.
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A person who dates people just because they look good, even if they're completely stupid
She dated the guy because he had a nice car, even though he couldn’t add 2 + 2.
He went for the girl because she had nice hair, even though she talked nonsense.
She still talks about the guy even though he left her for a pizza.
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A guy who sells drugs and thinks he's cool because he’s a ‘white bitch’
He sold the drugs and still called people ‘hoes’ like it was a competition.
He got mad when someone said he wasn’t a real pimp.
He had a white girl with him and thought that made him special.
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