A pimp blimp

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A floating pimp ride that smells like cheap perfume and bad decisions

My pimp blimp is so loud it wakes up the neighbors at 3 a. m.

I took my blimp to the mall and the cops had to break up a fight.

My blimp got stuck in a tree and I had to climb up to get my ho out.

A giant balloon that pimps use to float over the city and judge your style

My pimp blimp flew over the block and said my outfit was 'literally trash.'

I tried to ride my blimp to the club but it leaked and I got stuck in a puddle.

My blimp dropped a whole bunch of hoes on my rival's roof.

The only thing that can hold all your hoes and still look fancy

My blimp has 10 hoes on it and still looks better than your car.

I had to feed my blimp pizza to keep it from exploding.

My blimp passed my ex and he cried like a baby.