a pig and some change

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Like getting kicked in the balls and being told you’re still broke.
You just got a raise of $10 a week. Congrats, you’re rich.
Your friend said they’d pay for lunch. Now you’re paying for their coffee.
You won a bet but it was for a dollar. You’re still broke.
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When you think you’re getting something good, but it’s just a pig in a pigpen.
You thought you’d get a free meal. Nope, it was a pig and a soda.
You got a promotion but it came with a pig and a discount.
You thought you’d get a bonus. It was a pig and some change.
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Not even close to rich, just a little more than a pig.
You thought you’d be rich. You’re just a pig with some coins.
You got a raise but it was barely enough to buy a pig.
You thought you’d get a nice gift. It was a pig and a couple of pennies.
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