a pig and a poke

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you’re shoving your buddy’s face into a pig’s butt and telling them they love it

My cousin married a guy he’d never seen before. A pig and a poke, pure and simple.

I bought a car off a guy who looked like a raccoon. Total pig and a poke.

She signed a lease on a studio apartment that looked like a prison cell. Classic pig and a poke.

it’s like buying a pig in a bag and finding out it’s got fleas and a death wish

He bought a house with no inspection. Now he’s stuck with a pig and a poke.

She paid full price for a phone she couldn’t even use. Total pig and a poke.

I thought I was getting a pet goat. Turns out it was a pig and a poke.

you’ve got someone backed into a corner so bad they’re probably thinking about crying

He got caught cheating and had no way out. A pig and a poke for sure.

She was stuck in traffic and had to pee. Classic pig and a poke.

The kid had no idea what he’d signed up for. Total pig and a poke.