A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

I ate toast like it was gold and my doctor called me a fake.

My toast was so good, the doctor said I was a snack.

I chewed bread so hard, the doctor ran away screaming.

My doctor said I was a toaster. I said, 'I'm a human, not a kitchen appliance.'

The doctor asked me if I had a toaster for a brain.

I told my doctor I was a toaster. He said I was a broken one.

My doctor eats toast for lunch. I eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The doctor's lunch is toast. His life is toast.

I eat toast so much, the doctor's job is now toast.