A piece of shit

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A loud, smelly, dumb person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer.

My cousin thinks he's the king of the world because he got a B+ on a math test.

My neighbor yells at the mailman every day like it's personal.

My dog ate my homework and now he thinks he's the best dog ever.

A person who’s always picking fights and then acting surprised when they lose.

My brother started a fight with a kid for no reason and got kicked out of school.

My mom yells at the grocery store clerk for giving her the wrong bag of chips.

My friend talked to a chicken like it was a philosopher and then got mad when it didn’t answer back.

A tiny little jewel of greatness that makes everything around it shine.

My little brother is the best brother ever even though he took my lunch money.

My grandma makes the best cookies and she doesn’t even know it.

My cat is so cute that even the mailman stops to say hi.

A person who makes stupid, selfish choices that only make their life worse and everyone else’s too.

My friend got a tattoo of a chicken and now he can’t take a shower without crying.

My uncle spent all his money on a giant robot and now he lives in a dumpster.

My sister broke up with her boyfriend just because he wore socks with sandals.

A person who only cares about themselves and would step on your face just to get a better view.

My teacher gave me a C because I talked too much and she didn’t like me.

My dad yelled at the TV because the news was on and he didn’t like it.

My friend didn’t help me with my math homework because he was too busy talking to his crush.

A person who hits, kicks, and yells at anyone or anything that gets in their way.

My brother punched a wall because he was mad at his crush.

My mom screamed at the dog for stealing her shoes.

My uncle hit a traffic light because it was red and he didn’t like it.

A person who thinks they're the only one who matters and everyone else is just extra.

My friend thinks he’s the most popular kid in school even though no one talks to him.

My neighbor yells at the mailman every day like he’s the enemy.

My mom thinks the whole world is out to get her just because she spilled coffee on her shirt.