a piece of rag

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A smelly, useless person who looks like they rolled out of a trash can and stepped on a pile of old socks.

My cousin is a piece of rag. He eats pizza at 3 AM and still smells like a gym sock.

That girl in my class is a piece of rag. She wears the same shirt every day and talks like she’s got a mouth full of dirt.

My neighbor is a piece of rag. He yells at the mailman like he’s going to die if he doesn’t.

A person so bad they make a broken toaster look good.

My teacher said I was a piece of rag. I think she meant it.

My friend’s brother is a piece of rag. He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.

My mom called my dog a piece of rag. He barked at her like he was insulted.

A person who makes your life feel like it’s stuck in a pile of old clothes.

My brother is a piece of rag. He left his clothes on the floor and still won’t pick them up.

That guy at the bus stop is a piece of rag. He smells like he hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs.

My little sister is a piece of rag. She cries over spilled milk and still won’t clean it up.