a piece of piss

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Something so easy it’s like you’re peeing on a throne made of gold and your ex’s face.
That test was a piece of piss, I aced it while eating a burger and watching cat videos.
I painted the house in 10 minutes, it was a piece of piss.
You say this job is hard? Pfft, it's a piece of piss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something so simple it's like you’re peeing into a toilet that’s giving you a high five.
That math problem was a piece of piss, I solved it while eating chips and crying about my life.
I fixed the leak in 2 minutes, it was a piece of piss.
The boss said this was a piece of piss, then I got 30 more tasks.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A task so simple it's like you're peeing and your brain is on vacation.
That task was a piece of piss, I did it while eating a sandwich and watching the grass grow.
The job was a piece of piss, I finished it before my coffee was even hot.
I did that in 5 seconds, it was a piece of piss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something so simple it’s like peeing with a gold-plated toilet and a free bag of chips.
This was a piece of piss, I did it in my sleep, while eating pizza and watching horror movies.
That project was a piece of piss, I did it in 5 minutes and still had time to take a nap.
This was a piece of piss, I did it while smoking a cigarette and arguing with my dog.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A job so easy it's like peeing on a throne while your ex’s mom gives you a hug.
That job was a piece of piss, I did it in 2 minutes and still had time to eat a donut.
This was a piece of piss, I did it while eating a burger and crying about my life.
That was a piece of piss, I did it in my sleep and still had time to take a shower.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Someone who’s barely better than a piece of shit, they just don’t know how to be a waste of life properly. They’re like that guy who shows up to your party and only brings one bag of chips.
Kyle is a piece of piss, he works at a fast food place just to fund his meth habit.
Gus is a piece of piss, he only helps you if he’s getting a free soda.
Clem is a piece of piss, he shows up to work high and eats all the donuts.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something so bad it’s like you’re peeing on a broken toilet while your ex’s mom is yelling at you.
That test was a piece of piss, I failed it while eating a sandwich and crying about my life.
That job was a piece of piss, I did it in 5 minutes and still had time to take a nap.
That task was a piece of piss, I did it while eating chips and arguing with my dog.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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