a piece of excrement

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the kind of person who would let a rat ride on their face and still call it a win

My cousin is a piece of excrement. He got fired and still texted me a 30-minute rant about it.

That guy at the gym is a piece of excrement. He tried to flex and fell over.

My mom said I was a piece of excrement for eating two pies at once.

the person who brings the worst vibes to a group chat at 2 a. m.

My boss is a piece of excrement. He yelled at the printer for not working.

My friend is a piece of excrement. He brought a sandwich to a pizza party.

My brother is a piece of excrement. He cried when I beat him at Mario Kart.

the reason you're still stuck in the same bad situation, like a bad haircut that won't grow out

That teacher is a piece of excrement. She gave me a D for drawing a cat on my math test.

My neighbor is a piece of excrement. He plays his guitar at 2 a. m. every day.

My ex is a piece of excrement. He still texts me about the pizza he ate in 2017.