a piece of cake you cant eat

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A piece of cake you can't eat is like a promise from a fat kid who just ate a whole pie.
You said this test was easy. I got a D. You said you'd help me. You vanished.
He said this job was a breeze. Now he's crying in the break room.
She said this pizza was for me. It was cold and had pineapple.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of cake you can't eat is a lie told by someone who just bit into a cake that was in the trash.
You said the math was simple. I failed the quiz. You said you'd take the blame. You ran away.
He said the project was easy. It took me three days. He said he'd help. He took a nap.
She said the cake was fresh. It was moldy and tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of cake you can't eat is when someone says it's easy, but it ends up being the worst thing you ever tried.
You said this game was easy. I lost every round. You said you'd win. You got eliminated.
He said the test was a breeze. I got a zero. He said he'd help. He was on the phone.
She said the cake was amazing. It was inedible and full of hair.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of cake you can't eat is when someone brags about how easy something is, and it turns out to be the worst thing ever.
You said this job was easy. I was working overtime. You said you'd help. You were on vacation.
He said the math was simple. I cried in the bathroom. He said he'd pass. He failed.
She said the cake was good. It was inedible and had a hair in it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of cake you can't eat is like a rich kid who says money is no object, but ends up broke and crying in a McDonald's.
You said this test was easy. I got a D. You said you'd help. You skipped class.
He said the project was a breeze. I worked all weekend. He said he'd help. He was asleep.
She said the cake was delicious. It was soggy and tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of cake you can't eat is when someone says it’s easy, but you end up with a mouth full of regret and a cake that looks like it came from a haunted kitchen.
You said this quiz was simple. I failed. You said you'd help. You ignored me.
He said the test was a breeze. I cried in the hall. He said he'd help. He was out sick.
She said the cake was amazing. It was soggy and smelled like old socks.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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